black eye from a dog

no, i did not fall down the stairs
no, i didn't walk into a door either.
And a big no - to my husband beating me.

I got a black eye from a dog last night.

Was at a friend's party and his husky seemed quite zen, walking from room to room, foraging for food, until near the end of the night, i guess he was getting irritated. I went to pet him and he turned around and snapped at my face, his muzzle and one tooth narrowly missed my eye. I have a cut there now, and a black eye.

Lovely.

Mom: "You might get rabies! Make sure he had his shots!!"

oi vey.

So ice, and lots of hydrogen peroxide. This story is one for the record books...