SPAM, eggs and "stingy abandoned"

I am so tired of getting all this SPAM!
It's at the point now that I'm finding it amusing to look at the subject lines.
I've decided to keep a running list of the classics.

Perhaps I'll string them all together and made some story...

now there's a good idea!

(by the way - it's 16°C - 60 °F.

Not to shabby considering we're an area used to temps of -30°C with the wind chill factor!!!

Spam Spam Glorious Spam!

jtrademark

FW:Here's what I was telling you about ...

stingy abandoned

$B0l=54V0JFb$G$9!#(B

of softball

Not bass the poultice

klearn

salso

upenny