I love my friends.
God has blessed me with some wonderful people in my life - I cherish them to bits - and the ones that make me laugh till I cry, those are priceless.
My friend Ilene is a classic.
I told her that I want to take her humor gene and put it into a pill - that will be my new anti-depressant...
One night while we were out with her friends, she says this to me.
Straight face and all.
Didn't even blink an eyelash.
And for a moment, I really thought she was serious - until a few seconds later she broke a smile.
Then we laughed for about an hour - making tangent jokes from this one line.
"My money situation now is really tight. I'm very broke, so I'm thinking of selling my vagina on ebay - you know, 'cause it's used; but I don't know how much I'll get for it because it's all stretched out, old and wrinkly."
God bless you Ilene.
You are one of a kind, and I'm so happy that you are in my life!!
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