Friday, February 04, 2005

On a funny note...

On a funnier note to cap off the weekend, I had to share this with you all because it is absolutely genius. Feel free to pass it along!! It's a classic!

http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html
My replies
One thing you really hate: bad breath
Six plural nouns that have something to do with that thing:
1- cavities
2 - halatosis
3 - bacteria
4- green teeth
5- receding gums
6- Dentine Gum
Your favorite color: purple
Your favorite poet: Dr. Seuss
The name of an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend: Frank
Finally, choose one of the following three song titles. Each one will give you a different catchy tune about spite and malice:
'I think'
'Will to live' ( I chose this one..)
'Why"

The result:
"Will to Live"I feel miserable
cavities make me ill
I feel miserable
Halatosis tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
receding gums are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die
Is it because of bad breath that I feel this way?
With the purple rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Dr. Seuss,
adrift far from home
I don't think so,
I don't think so.

Frank Broke My Will to Live
Frank Broke My Will to Live
Frank Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Frank Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Dentine Gum rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Bacteria defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Green teeth are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of bad breath that I feel this way?
With the purple rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Dr. Seuss, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Frank Broke My Will to Live
Frank Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Frank Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Frank Broke My Will to Live

And the last one: -
http://www.asksnoop.com/shizz_frame.php

(take this link and plug it in. I was on the floor for 1/2 hour trying to catch my breath!!too funny!)

Have a wonderfull weekend y'all!!


4 comments:

Rex Venom said...

Now you are just talking crazy! Crazy!!!
Hee hee.

Minzo said...

Jesus thats funny! I'm going to give that a shot soon.

Jim said...

Every breath u take
i love it
(even if it is bad)

coz u got beeg breasts baby

hellophotokitty said...

How do you know what my breasts look like???!!